husband and wife joke

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

noughty sms

UKG Son to his Mom

Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School

Mom: Why.?

Son: Want to work

Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?

Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS

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april fool sms

Oct-2 for Gandhi,

Nov-14 for Neharu,

Apr-24 for Sachin,

Aug-15 for India,

Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!

u for all cute girls

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS.

beautyfull thoughts

The difference betweenAbility and Character is,

-Ability will get us to the Top…..

But,Character will allow us to stay at the Top..

facts

1. Original name of butterfly- flutterby
2. Giraffe can c backwards without turning back.
3. Female lion eat after 1ly male lion eats
4. Rats can tel difference between 2 human languages
5. Evertime u sneeze some brain cells die
6. Lizards do not drink water
7. Like finger prints every 1s tongue prints differ!!!!!!!!

bill gates true

“I had so many arrears while i was studying, now i am owner of Microsoft. My class mates who had no arrears are my employees”

– Bill Gates

keep relations in touch

1 Stone is
enough to
break a glass.

1 Sentence is
enough to
break a heart.

1 Second is
enough to
fall in love.

And

1 SmS is
enough to

KEEP RELATIONS in TOUCH.

singular plural

Puppu and Guddu didn’t
know if Trousers were
Singular or Plural.
After Thinking for a
Long Time They Deceided,
Singular Above and
Plural Below…

enna differince

Mazhaikum

veyilkum enna difference. . .?

1

2

3

4

Ans:

mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .

Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

ethu putthisali

Ithil Ethu Putthisali?

1.Vattam

2.Sadhuram

Vidai: Sadhuram

Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.

By LKG-Lower Kindergarten. UKG-Upper Kindergarten. Association

a student

A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

loose sms

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu. Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga. Sirichikite solunga..?

karunanithi sms

Political Thathuvam : Yennadhaan ‘Karunanithi’ DMK la irundhaalum avar sotta mandayila yaaraavudhu kottina AMMA”nu dhaan kaththuvaar…”

supper sms

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Lorry anuppi irukkean
SMS irundha nirappi
anuppunga…

Illaina…
Tyre adiyila
mobile’a vaiyunga.
Polam Right

seven hills

An aptitude question from Mannar and Co.. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Whose Signature is this.? Yeazhumalai (7 hills) Yeppadi yellaam yoasikkiraangaiya.?